The Stars: Newbies
 

 
 
 

 HEROES
 

ODDS

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ENDS
 
         
 

 

I am I Don Quixote, the Man of La Mancha!
 
 

Ahhhh! Nine year olds.
     
         
 

 
Let's just face it, She has flown over the cuckoo's nest
 
 

  At one point I try to hit on Spark, but I'm about twenty years too old (He really digs nine year olds).
     
         
 

 
Finally a worthy successor to HE-MAN
 
 

Hey! The writers forgot to give me a personality.
     
         
 

 

AKA:

GRIEVOUS BODILY HARM

 
 

I have a god and a big ass axe on my side, so you'd better watch out.
     
         
 

 
Well it's about time. Everyone was beginning to worry! How could anyone think it was Anime without any purple hair.
 
 

 Hi, I'm the maiden who needs to be rescued. Hence, my lines are mostly "Gasp", and "It is my destiny".
     
         
 

 
This elf/woman is a hypochondriac.
 
 

 Halfway through the series I take over for Shiris as designated ditz.
     
         
 

 
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
 
 

  Yes I am a man. No I am not gay, but as Master Slayn will tell you, I am willing to learn anything.
     
         
 

 
I guess this means he dies onboard the ship.
 
 

  Priest Habb:
I exist in the series only to comment on how great Ashram is.
     
       
 

   
Is he blind or what?
 
 

Oh! I'm so sorry! I'm not worthy! I don't deserve to be in this series!
     
 

VILLAINS
   
       
         
   

Watch this man kiddies, he got a really bright future!
 
 

 I'm still spouting off illogical nonsense about Balance, Power, The Sake Of All OF Lodoss!
     
       
   

He's just crazy. Crazy people don't need motives.
 
 

I'm going through a slight personality disorder as the writers decide how to reconcile my conflicting philosophies from the OAV and Legend of Crystania.
     
         
 

 It would be illogical to assume that my character has remained the same. I have in fact lost my Vampire teeth, and find the loss most fascinating. Mwahahahahahahahaha!
   

 

Hi! I'm Ashram's decoration!
 
 

Pirotess:
Hey I'm less sexy, but more important.