Spark and Parn run side by side against a bleak and
static background. Suddenly Parn stops and grabs Spark.
Parn:
Huh
Spark:
There it is
Kalgrara
Dark castle shots, lighting...
>Ashram stands looking out a window, nods, turns, and
walks away.
Nesse:
What!?! Where am I?
Wagnard:
Mwahhhhhhhhhh! La dira de Cardis!!! La dira de Cardis!!!!
Nesse:
Nooooooo!
Wagnard:
La dora, la dora, la dora de Cardis. And now it is time to
get down, awaken soul of Naniel, and let the great disco dance
of the dead begin!
Lightning Castle shot
Our trope of Inept Heroes stands before the gates.
Spark:
Wait for me Nesse! Nesse!
Aldonova:
Oh Lady Nesse!
Deedlit:
Does he ever stop whining?
Parn:
Alright everyone, were going in. Stay alert, and bring your
protection.
Dark passage ways twist this
way and that, Garrack shakes his head.
Garrack:
What the hell is this place! Some kind of a maze.
Slayn:
Why yes. The fifth ruler of the Gugundam dynasty, had it built-
Spark:
Enough exposition Slayn. Nesse! Damn which way?
Parn:
Leylia?
Leylia:
Dot dot dot.
Leaf:
What is it Leylia?
Leylia:
I can feel it
the dark side
Spark:
Which way?
Leylia:
hmmm
.. That way.
Garrack:
Let's go get that bastard.
Our heroes run, and then Parn
stops.
Deedlit:
What's wrong?
Parn:
It's him, babe.
Ashram:
Humph! I didn't think your sorry ass would make it this far.
Parn:
Why you!
Heroes:
No Parn there's no time!
Parn:
I have to fight!
Ashram:
Yes let the boy try!
Parn:
You go ahead Spark, I'll join you latter!
Ashram:
Give it up Parn, you suck.
Parn:
Never!
Parn:
For the sake of Lodoss. |
Ashram:
For Lodoss
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Ashram:
What? |
Parn:
What?
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Parn:
We are enimies aren't we?
Ashram:
Yes.
Parn:
Then why did you miss?
Ashram:
Why did you?
Parn:
Maybe we're both good guys in our ways?
Ashram:
Maybe?
Parn:
Humph? |
Ashram:
Humph?
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Deedlit:
What's happening.
Pirotess:
Who can understand these guys any way.
Deedlit:
Wanna go out for drink?
Pirotess:
And dinner?
Deedlit:
Sure.
Pirotess and Deedlit walk out
of the light.
Pirotess:
I'm dying to get you out of that armor.
Ashram:
Maybe
We should go our own ways?
Parn:
As long as I can have Lodoss?
Ashram:
Take it! I'm planning on going to an island to south of here,
anyway. I keep hearing this strange voice in my head. VO: Could
I really become a god?
Parn:
Then let it be so, but if you ever return I will kill you.
Ashram:
Whatever you say Parn.
Priest Habb:
Isn't Ashram wonderful.
Mar:
You like him don't you?
Priest Habb:
Shut-up Mar. (Whack)
Parn:
Wait!
Ashram:
Yes?
Parn:
One more condition!
Ashram:
(Growling) What?
Parn:
You must take Habb and Mar with you.
Ashram:
A priest of the god of war could be useful
And I could
always feed Mar to the sharks
Very well, Free Knight
Goodbye.
Deedlit:
Let's go Parn, if we hurry we can still help Spark.
Parn:
But I thought that you and Pir-
Deedlit:
Yeah?
Parn:
Oh
Garrack:
Argghhhhhhhh! This damn gates is to heavy!
Leaf:
Push, don't pull you idiot!
Garrack:
Oh
Spark:
Hey what's with this?
Our Heroes have walked into
a dead end.
Priest GBH:
HMMM
Their must be some secret passage way.
Wagnard:
Grhhhhhhhh
Now my young one, you will join with Naniel.
Nesse:
Nooooooo! Not the tentacles!
Wagnard:
Oh yes
. Mwaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahhha! Soon I shall rule the
dead, and you Nesse shall be my grateful concubine. Mwaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahhha!
Garrack:
Hey I found it. The secret passage way.
Spark:
Nesse! Come on we have to help her.