Episode Guide
 

 
   

 

Spark and Parn run side by side against a bleak and static background. Suddenly Parn stops and grabs Spark.

Parn:
Huh…

Spark:
There it is… Kalgrara

Dark castle shots, lighting...

>Ashram stands looking out a window, nods, turns, and walks away.

Nesse:
What!?! Where am I?

Wagnard:
Mwahhhhhhhhhh! La dira de Cardis!!! La dira de Cardis!!!!

Nesse:
Nooooooo!

Wagnard:
La dora, la dora, la dora de Cardis. And now it is time to get down, awaken soul of Naniel, and let the great disco dance of the dead begin!

Lightning Castle shot…

Our trope of Inept Heroes stands before the gates.

Spark:
Wait for me Nesse! Nesse!

Aldonova:
Oh Lady Nesse!

Deedlit:
Does he ever stop whining?

Parn:
Alright everyone, were going in. Stay alert, and bring your protection.

Dark passage ways twist this way and that, Garrack shakes his head.

Garrack:
What the hell is this place! Some kind of a maze.

Slayn:
Why yes. The fifth ruler of the Gugundam dynasty, had it built-

Spark:
Enough exposition Slayn. Nesse! Damn which way?

Parn:
Leylia?

Leylia:
Dot dot dot.

Leaf:
What is it Leylia?

Leylia:
I can feel it… the dark side…

Spark:
Which way?

Leylia:
……hmmm….. That way.

Garrack:
Let's go get that bastard.

Our heroes run, and then Parn stops.

Deedlit:
What's wrong?

Parn:
It's him, babe.

Ashram:
Humph! I didn't think your sorry ass would make it this far.

Parn:
Why you!

Heroes:
No Parn there's no time!

Parn:
I have to fight!

Ashram:
Yes let the boy try!

Parn:
You go ahead Spark, I'll join you latter!

Ashram:
Give it up Parn, you suck.

Parn:
Never!

Parn and Ashram fight.

Parn:
For the sake of Lodoss.
Ashram:
For Lodoss
   
Ashram:
What?
Parn:
What?

 

Parn:
We are enimies aren't we?

Ashram:
Yes.

Parn:
Then why did you miss?

Ashram:
Why did you?

Parn:
Maybe we're both good guys in our ways?

Ashram:
Maybe?

Parn:
Humph?
Ashram:
Humph?
   
   

Deedlit:
What's happening.

Pirotess:
Who can understand these guys any way.

Deedlit:
Wanna go out for drink?

Pirotess:
And dinner?

Deedlit:
Sure.

Pirotess and Deedlit walk out of the light.

Pirotess:
I'm dying to get you out of that armor.

 

Ashram:
Maybe… We should go our own ways?

Parn:
As long as I can have Lodoss?

Ashram:
Take it! I'm planning on going to an island to south of here, anyway. I keep hearing this strange voice in my head.
VO: Could I really become a god?

Parn:
Then let it be so, but if you ever return I will kill you.

Ashram:
Whatever you say Parn.

Priest Habb:
Isn't Ashram wonderful.

Mar:
You like him don't you?

Priest Habb:
Shut-up Mar. (Whack)

Parn:
Wait!

Ashram:
Yes?

Parn:
One more condition!

Ashram:
(Growling) What?

Parn:
You must take Habb and Mar with you.

Ashram:
A priest of the god of war could be useful… And I could always feed Mar to the sharks… Very well, Free Knight… Goodbye.

Deedlit:
Let's go Parn, if we hurry we can still help Spark.

Parn:
But I thought that you and Pir-

Deedlit:
Yeah?

Parn:
Oh…

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Garrack:
Argghhhhhhhh! This damn gates is to heavy!

Leaf:
Push, don't pull you idiot!

Garrack:
Oh…

Spark:
Hey what's with this?

Our Heroes have walked into a dead end.

Priest GBH:
HMMM… Their must be some secret passage way.

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Wagnard:
Grhhhhhhhh… Now my young one, you will join with Naniel.

Nesse:
Nooooooo! Not the tentacles!

Wagnard:
Oh yes…. Mwaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahhha! Soon I shall rule the dead, and you Nesse shall be my grateful concubine. Mwaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahhha!

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Garrack:
Hey I found it. The secret passage way.

Spark:
Nesse! Come on we have to help her.